Sample Size Sickness
The chronic condition of never having enough traffic to reach statistical significance. Patients often resort to lowering confidence levels or declaring victory with 12 total conversions.
The chronic condition of never having enough traffic to reach statistical significance. Patients often resort to lowering confidence levels or declaring victory with 12 total conversions.
The desperate need to find statistical significance in every test, leading to p-hacking, cherry-picking data, or running tests until you get the results you want.
The inflammation of testing everything simultaneously without any strategic plan. Symptoms include running 17 different A/B tests on the same page and wondering why results are inconclusive.
The persistent jealousy of websites with higher visitor counts, leading to the false belief that more traffic automatically solves all conversion problems. Often ignores the fact that converting 1% of 1 million visitors beats converting 0.1% of 10 million.
The futile pursuit of the mythical “one test that will double conversions overnight.” Usually involves copying tactics from case studies without understanding context or audience differences.
The compulsive focus on impressive-sounding but ultimately meaningless metrics like page views and social media likes while ignoring actual revenue and profit.
The state of overthinking your data to the point where you never actually implement any changes. Symptoms include having 47 different conversion theories but zero running tests.
The phenomenon where implementing a “winning” test actually decreases performance, usually because the test was stopped too early or the results weren’t actually significant. Often accompanied by confused muttering about “statistical flukes.”
The obsessive belief that changing button colors will magically solve all conversion problems. Often accompanied by endless debates about whether orange or green converts better (spoiler: it depends).
The irrational attachment to a winning test variation, leading to the delusion that it will work everywhere forever. Often results in trying to apply the same “winning” element to every page on the site.